How ya been? Long time no see, right? Yeah, yeah, I’ve been good, you? Busy… Huh? You’re getting married/divorced/engaged/a cheese sandwich for lunch? That’s great! Well, I’d love to chat some more, but I need to get back to work. Yeah, let’s definitely get drinks soon. I’m free whenever, just give me a call. Cool. See ya!
OH! WAIT! I just published a new post on TCJewfolk.com. It’s the start of a new monthly post I’m doing where I take all the interesting Jewish news I find from the past month and add my own (snarky) commentary to it. Yeah, I know; I could be in law school or med school, or somewhere else productive, but instead I’m writing about Kim Kardashian and Swedish Fish and using “gonna” instead of the grammatical “going to.” But nobody’s perfect, alright? Well anyway, if you’re interested here’s the link.
And here’s an excerpt:
“Speaking of peyos-framed faces, I’m gonna make fun of the Ultra-Orthodox now, mainly because they’re not around to see it. At least not the 40,000 Jews that packed Citi Field in New York to listen to their rabbis rant about the evils of the Internet. Yes, along with Avenue Q and Larry Flint, add Ultra-Orthodox Jews to the list of those that believe the Internet is for porn and nothing else.”